Top Stupid Questions people ask in obvious situations

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
Perfect Reply:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here... Want one?

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
Perfect Reply:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people??? Booohooo....
Perfect Reply:- Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter...
Stupid Question:- Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" good??
Perfect Reply:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.

5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...
Stupid Question:- Chickoo, you've become soooooo big.
Perfect Reply:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?
Perfect Reply:- No,he's a miserable wife-beating ,insensitive dolt... it's just the money.

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?
Perfect Reply:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa cross-dress or not. You thought I was sleeping??? You dumb retard!!!

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
Perfect Reply:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding......

9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?
Perfect Reply:- No it wont. It will just bleed.

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman in your office asks...
Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke.
Perfect Reply:- What the? It was a chalk just a few seconds ago and now it's in flames !!! HOLY CRAP! Can you believe it? GOD IS GREAT!!!